I sat down and wrote this letter,Telling you that I felt better,Since you’ve gone and I was free I’m  so happy, I have so little time to spare now, I’m wanted almost everywhere now, I make out like Casanova, Friends are always coming over. I signed my name as if I meant it , And sealed it with a kiss and sent it, The letter headed through my mood, Happy in my solitude, But halfway home I changed my tune , And when I saw my lonely room, The mirror caught my eye, When I sat down, I cried, Big lie, small world , It was a big lie, small world , I had to intercept that letter Telling you that I was better, I raced to catch the postman’s van, He was leaving as I ran, I missed the bus, I missed the train , I end up walking in the rain, Big dog chased me down the street , Hadn’t had a bite to eat, Feeling sorry for myself, And wishing I was someone else , I walked across the city , Because I couldn’t stand your pity, The place you live looks opulent , And obviously a higher rent, Than a cozy little room, I had this sense of doom, Your landlord says you’re out of town, But your new boyfriend’s always around, The hour was getting late so I sit down and wait, Here’s the postman with my letter, Coming down the path he better , Give that thing to me, I have to make him see, Begging doesn’t do the trick, He thinks that I’m a lunatic, But then who comes upon the scene, But your new boyfriend, Mr. Clean, I hit the postman, hit your lover , Grabbed the letter, ran for cover, The police arrived in time for tea, They said they’d like to question me, But I can only curse my fate, I had to face the magistrate, It hasn’t been the best of days, I’d like to fly away