Abu Nawas

Ini ialah kisah dari zaman purba. Cerita ini mengisahkan Abu Nawas, seorang gembala kambing yang popular pada zaman itu dengan seorang raja yang adil Raja ini bukan jenis kaki betina kaki minum. Pendek kata raja yang baik, yang tidak zalim dan raja yang adil.

Pada suatu hari raja terdengar tentang kehebatan Abu Nawas yang bijak berkata-kata dan berhujah.Raja pun panggil Abu Nawas ke istana untuk satu ujian pemahaman dan menguji kecerdikan Abu Nawas.

Di pendekkan cerita maka sampailah Abu Nawas ke istana raja yang tersergam indah. Siap dengan dayang dan khadam serta pembesar-pembesar istana yang berpakaian indah-indah belaka.

Tapi amat terkejut Abu Nawas sebab raja tak berkata-kata sebaliknya menggunakan bahasa isyarat sahaja. Kacau bilau strategi Abu Nawas. Maka bermulalah dialog yang tanpa suara itu dengan menggunakan bahasa isyarat.

Raja pun angkat satu jari telunjuk dan dibalas oleh Abu Nawas dengan mengangkat dua jari, satu jari telunjuk dan satu lagi jari hantu. Raja mengangguk menandakan betul. Abu Nawas lega sebab raja tidak murka.

Raja kemudiannya mengeluarkan bawang, Abu Nawas pula keluarkan sebiji telur. Raja angguk juga tanda setuju dan Abu Nawas urut dada.

Raja mengangkat kedua-dua tangan dan membuat satu urutan macam bulatan, Abu Nawas tunjuk penumbuk kepada Raja. Raja angguk lagi dan lapang dada Abu Nawas.

Semasa proses ini berlaku, ramailah penghuni istana yang melihatnya dan mereka tercengang-cengang tak mengetahui apa maksudnya.

Selepas selesai dialog tersebut, maka bertanya Bendahara kepada Raja tentang soalan dan jawapan dalam dialog tersebut. Raja pun menceritakan satu persatu.

Pertama beta tunjukkan satu menandakan Allah itu satu dan Abu Nawas jawab dua menandakan tak cukup Allah saja, mesti ada Rasulullah, baru mantap agama kita. Tentulah betul kata Raja.

Kedua beta keluarkan bawang menandakan dunia ini berlapis-lapis seperti bawang dan Abu Nawas keluarkan telur menandakan Allah mampu buat apa saja. Nak buat bumi yang berlapis pun boleh nak buat bumi yang tak berlapis macam telur pun boleh. Tentulah betul jawapan Abu Nawas.

Ketiga beta buat tanda bulatan menunjukkan Allah pemerintah sekelian alam dan Abu Nawas menggenggamkan penumbuknya menandakan semua Alam ini adalah dalam kekuasan Allah. Sekali lagi betul.

Bijak Abu Nawas dalam pemikiran Raja.

Pergi pula Bendahara kepada Abu Nawas untuk bertanyakan pemahaman Abu Nawas pula.

Ini versi Abu Nawas:

Pertama Raja tunjuk satu sebab dia nak seekor kambing, maka aku tunjuk dua sebab aku nak bagi dua. Raja suka.

Kedua raja ajak aku makan bawang, aku keluarkan telur sebab bawang dengan telur lebih sedap. Raja seronok lagi.

Ketiga Raja tunjukkan isyarat tangan menunjukkan dia nak kan semua kambing aku, apa lagi aku tunjuk penumbuklah. Mana boleh ambil semua kambing aku. Raja pun takut kepada aku.

Itulah bila dua orang yang berbeza IQ berbicara. kehkehkehkehkeh…..

Hanya Allah sahaja yang Maha mengetahui
Sekian….Wassalam…..

EvaCassidy – FieldOfGold..

You’ll remember me when the west wind moves
Among the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in fields of gold

So she took her love for to gaze awhile
Among the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold

Will you stay with me will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
And you can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in fields of gold

I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I’ve broken
But I swear in the days still left
We will walk in fields of gold
We’ll walk in fields of gold

I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I’ve broken
But I swear in the days still left
We will walk in fields of gold
We’ll walk in fields of gold

Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
As you lie in fields of gold

You’ll remember me when the west wind moves
Among the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in fields of gold
When we walked in fields of gold
When we walked in fields of gold

BlackJack21 – ShapeOfMyHeart

He deals the cards as a meditation And those he plays never suspect He doesn’t play for the money he wins He doesn’t play for the respect He deals the cards to find the answer The sacred geometry of chance The hidden law of probable outcome The numbers lead a dance I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier I know that the clubs are weapons of war I know that diamonds mean money for this art But that’s not the shape of my heart He may play the jack of diamonds He may lay the queen of spades He may conceal a king in his hand While the memory of it fades I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier I know that the clubs are weapons of war I know that diamonds mean money for this art But that’s not the shape of my heart That’s not the shape, the shape of my heart And if I told you that I loved you You’d maybe think there’s something wrong I’m not a man of too many faces The mask I wear is one Those who speak know nothing And find out to their cost Like those who curse their luck  in too many places And those who smile are  lost……..

 

BigLie-SmallWorld

I sat down and wrote this letter,Telling you that I felt better,Since you’ve gone and I was free I’m  so happy, I have so little time to spare now, I’m wanted almost everywhere now, I make out like Casanova, Friends are always coming over. I signed my name as if I meant it , And sealed it with a kiss and sent it, The letter headed through my mood, Happy in my solitude, But halfway home I changed my tune , And when I saw my lonely room, The mirror caught my eye, When I sat down, I cried, Big lie, small world , It was a big lie, small world , I had to intercept that letter Telling you that I was better, I raced to catch the postman’s van, He was leaving as I ran, I missed the bus, I missed the train , I end up walking in the rain, Big dog chased me down the street , Hadn’t had a bite to eat, Feeling sorry for myself, And wishing I was someone else , I walked across the city , Because I couldn’t stand your pity, The place you live looks opulent , And obviously a higher rent, Than a cozy little room, I had this sense of doom, Your landlord says you’re out of town, But your new boyfriend’s always around, The hour was getting late so I sit down and wait, Here’s the postman with my letter, Coming down the path he better , Give that thing to me, I have to make him see, Begging doesn’t do the trick, He thinks that I’m a lunatic, But then who comes upon the scene, But your new boyfriend, Mr. Clean, I hit the postman, hit your lover , Grabbed the letter, ran for cover, The police arrived in time for tea, They said they’d like to question me, But I can only curse my fate, I had to face the magistrate, It hasn’t been the best of days, I’d like to fly away

 

 

ThursdayRockIII-Wherever I May Roam

…and the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need
…and with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave
Rover wanderer
Nomad vagabond
Call me what you will
But Ill take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And Ill redefine anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
…and the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars Ive grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one
..and my ties are severed clean
The less I have the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign
Rover wanderer
Nomad vagabond
Call me what you will
But Ill take my time anywhere
Im free to speak my mind anywhere
And Ill never mind anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
But Ill take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind
And Ill take my find anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
Carved upon my stone
My body lie, but still I roam
Wherever I may roam
by Mettalica
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gue tunjuk arr tmpt gue bekerja …
eh silap ..sebenar ofc tmpt gue bekerja dilarang sama sekali amik pic, tu hari gue dah kena kad kuning dah ……ofc tmpt gue la ni tak seglamour mcm ofc lu org lain suma…..

so kekadang kalu gue kerja luar dari ofc buat masa sekarang ni lah tmpt nyer.. esok lusa sapa yg tau….maklum laaa kerja makan gaji mcm ni laaaa kais pagi makan malam… kalu agak2 majikan dah tak suka … angkat kaki laa jerrr….
hidup ini hanya pinjaman sahaja…tiada yg kekal selamanyer….

keh..keh..keh… wherever I may roam, where I lay my head is home……………………………………………

ok no………

ThursdayRockII- AndJusticeForAll..

Halls of Justice Painted Green
Money Talking
Power Wolves Beset Your Door
Hear Them Stalking
Soon You’ll Please Their Appetite
They Devour
Hammer of Justice Crushes You
Overpower
The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can’t Believe the Things You Say
I Can’t Believe
I Can’t Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You
Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real
Apathy Their Stepping Stone
So Unfeeling
Hidden Deep Animosity
So Deceiving
Through Your Eyes Their Light Burns
Hoping to Find
Inquisition Sinking You
With Prying Minds

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can’t Believe the Things You Say
I Can’t Believe
I Can’t Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Lady Justice Has Been Raped
Truth Assassin
Rolls of Red Tape Seal Your Lips
Now You’re Done in
Their Money Tips Her Scales Again
Make Your Deal
Just What Is Truth? I Cannot Tell
Cannot Feel

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can’t Believe the Things You Say
I Can’t Believe
I Can’t Believe the Price We Pay
Nothing Can Save Us

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

ThursdayRock: Peace Sell – Megadeth..

What do you mean,
„I don’t believe in God„?
I talk to HIM every day.
What do you mean,
„I don’t support your system„?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean,
„I can’t get to work on time“?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean,

„I don’t pay my bills„?
Why do you think I’m broke? Huh?

If there’s a new way,
I’ll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

What do you mean,
„I hurt your feelings“?
I didn’t know you had any feelings.
What do you mean,
„I ain’t kind„?
I’m just not your kind.
What do you mean,
„I couldn’t be president, of the Malaysia„? hehehehehehe
Tell me something,
it’s still „WE THE PEOPLE„, right?

If there’s a new way,
I’ll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells…,
Peace,
Peace sells…,
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?

Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
Peace sells…,but who’s buying?
no, no no no no

peace sells,
peace sells,
ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

p/s: a few words have been change due to the satisfaction guarantee….hehehehe  Fight ’till The End…

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Engine – Tripple Turbo TD06 Greddy. perghhhh !!!! leh terbang mengatasi kelajuan burung2 ciak..

MondayBlues:I ain’t got – Groovefinder vs Nina Simone

I ain’t got no home,
ain’t got no shoes
Ain’t got no money,
Ain’t got no class..
Aint got no friends
aint got no schoolin
Aint got no work
I aint got no job
Aint got no man

yeah hey hey what i’ve got,
Why am I life anyway…..
yeah hey what i’ve got,
nobody can take it away…

I got my hair
got my head
Got my brains,
Got my ears
Got my eyes,
Got my nose
Got my mouth,
I got my smile

I got my tongue,
Got my chin
Got my neck,
Got my boobies
Got my heart,
Got my soul
Got my butt,
I got my sex…………

heart, soul
heart, soul

I aint got no father
aint got no mother
Aint got no children
aint got no faith
Aint got no earth
aint got no warrant
Aint got no ticket
aint got no token
Aint got no love

yeah hey hey what i’ve got,
Why am I life anyway…..
yeah hey what i’ve got,
nobody can take it away…

I got my hair
got my head
Got my brains
Got my ears
Got my eyes
Got my nose
Got my mouth
I got my smile

I got my tongue
Got my chin
Got my neck
Got my boobies
Got my heart
Got my soul
Got my butt
I got my sex……

I got my arms,
got my hands,
got my fingers,
got my legs,
got my feet,
got my toes,
got my liver,
got my blood..

Got life…..
i’ve got my freedom ,,,,,,
I got life………………….,

heart, soul
heart, soul

BerakhirnyaSebuahPencarian….

Perghhh penat berjalan-jalan …
pusing sana , pusing sini,
masuk utara-kluar baratan,
bagai org gila jerrr…….
meracau-carau cari satu persinggahan
untuk satu tujuan dan hajat …
masuk…
bukak pintu ku buka kesemuanyer…
semua ada kecuali satu jerkk..
hampess..
Jika cantik.. lawa ..suci ..anggun sekali pun
kalu tak der benda tu gakkk..
tak de maknanyer hidupku di kota Metropolitan yg serba serbi teratur ini..
Aku tekad gak mencari …
umpama Sang Rajuna mencari sang kekasih nyer
Menilau mata mencari arah …
segala alatan lengkap ..
compass ..
GPS ..
buku panduan bintang dan bulan..
Peta harta karun..
Peta ketapi .. suma lengkap..
cuma alatan detector jerr yg takde
tapi apsal laaa tak ketemu jua…
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!! …
angin pusatan bumi kembali membuat gegaran
terasa gempa bumi melanda perut kecut ku ini…
terkinjit aku sendirian umpama lagak penari makyong
yg dilakonkan oleh maknyah…
Tapi aku tidak berputus asa….
langkah mayat aku dulu ..
begitulah aku umpama pahlawan samurai
yg telah dilucutkan jawatan
menjadi Ronin berkeliaran mencari mangsa seterusnyer

Bidalan org2 dahulu ada kata ..
langkah tetap langkah..
mara tetap padu..
jika kau berusaha pasti akan ko jumpa apa yg ko cari
akhirnya jumpa gak benda alah yg amat berguna bagi org yg mcm aku nih …
Amat puas hatiku ini …
maka setelah melepaskan apa yg dipendamkan
segala-gala seperti kembali berjalan lancar
utk teruskan lagi liku kehidupan ku ni…..
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benda ini lah yg aku cari ….

 

hehehehehehe… aku kecut perut sebenarnyer …
ada benda alah ni senang laaa ndak ndak…. hehehehehe
kalu anda gumbira … tepuk tangan …
begini lah cara nya kalu anda gumbira … tepuk laaa tangan…